Hi there. I just got back from the beauty shop. Mom took us both and she says I am no longer stinky, that I smell like coconuts now. I don't think I smelled bad before I went. But you know how moms are.
I don't know why he has to steal the lime light. He thinks he is top dog around here and the truth of the matter is I have been here 2 years longer than him, he is such a pain in the butt. I smell like coconuts better than he does.
Like I said, I smell like coconuts and look at my smile will ya! Does she smile, no she doesn't, she runs off and hides. I am very photogenic. I have a bandana on too. My beautician thinks I'm special and she gave me one.
Where is that squeaky ball that he always has to grab and be such a toy hog. I bet he has even chewed out the squeaker already.
Mom bought us new treats. She said now she can eat her bag of popcorn in peace and not have to share with us. Mom had to lock him in the kitchen once because he kept jumping on her leg and almost knocked the bag of popcorn out of her hand. Chicken flavored, yummy, and I think she bought peanut butter and cheese flavored too.
There he is again. I bet he thought he heard a bag rattle and someone was eating something without him. Can he get anymore annoying than he already is!
Now there is a pretty picture of mom's artificial flowers. She needs to put an artificial bee on them to liven them up a bit. Or maybe a real bee, that would really liven up the place.
I could swear that squeeky ball was around here some where. I bet greedy hid it from me.
I found a popcorn crumb! I found a popcorn crumb! How did I miss that! Oh man, I'm slipping!
Boy, mom sure needs to clean up that messy roll top desk of hers! How on earth does she ever find anything in that mess? It looks like it is packed and ready to move away. And she can act like it ain't so bad, but she has another drawer in the kitchen filled with more papers and also plenty hidden in the hall closet.
Oh boy, look at me. I tried to escape out the back door with one of my toys and mom yelled at me and told me I could NOT TAKE MY TOY OUTSIDE! So I showed her, I ran in here with my toy and refused to go out to pee. Just me and my toy, ha ha ha ha ha! I also left stuffing all over the floor in the one bedroom. Mom had to clean that up, ha ha ha ha ha!
Have a Hot Digity Dog Weekend. As for me, I am gonna go smell my buddies butt and see if she still smells like coconuts. Who knows, maybe I'll even find my squeaky toy or get a pup corn treat. Bye now ♥